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I hate it when, You make a farting noise with your shoe and then everyone stares And then you say, “It was my shoe!  See! I’ll do it again!” And you can’t do it again….

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Girlfriend. Boyfriend. Anything has an end except Family.

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An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.

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